Bug burger

By Kyro

 

This is a weird sounding recipe but delicious. This meal only serve on the  coldest nights. This meal will feed 2 hungry trolls.

The following ingredients you need are:

2  spider patties, 3 large wetas, 4 big flies, 9 tarantula, 19 grasshoppers and last of all 2 spider buns.

You will need the following equipment:

1 steaming grill, 2 Boiling bug grills, 1 fly zapper,

                      Method:

1. Firstly get all of the ingredients and equipment but wash your hands with strawberry soap for 1 minute otherwise it will taste bad.

 2. Carefully grab the  steaming grill and put it up to 100 degrees.  Put your spider patties on the steaming grill for 20 minutes.

3. Next get the Boiling bug grill and put it 50 degrees and grab the 19 grasshoppers. the 3 large wetas and 9 Tarantula.

4. Now get the 9 Tarantula and with violence rip off the legs and head.

5. After you need the spider patties and put them on the steaming grill for 1 minutes on each side.

6. After get the 4 big flies and crush them with  Force to they are moshi.

7. Finally get the spider patties and spiders buns and 19 grasshoppers and get a large black plate. Put the spider patties and put in between the buns then get the 19 grasshoppers and put on top the patties and get the 4 big flies put them on the grasshoppers.

Get the Tarantula on the side and get black pepper and salt and shake them 4 times. Now you are finished you can enjoy the Bug burger.